Hrm.. i'm moving to an arts colony in a few weeks, to help out a friend (and live in a sweet apartment for supercheap) but i have to pretend to be an actual artist, and submit a portfolio. I'm slightly trepidatious about this. What i'm thinking i might do is tell them i'm actually a conceptual sculptor, that instead of producing physical installations, i have people stand around and tell passers-by what my idea for the sculpture is, what it would look like, and what it means. It’s all very post-meta-avant-garde. Really hermeneutical stuff. There’s definitely, uh, you know… hermeneutics involved.